Student Writes Letter To Neighbour Having Loud Sex
We’ve all had our fair share of Bad Neighbour™ scandalettes.
Passive aggressive note exchanges, party complaints and generally poor compromising skills can all contribute to awkward neighbourly relations.
But what if it’s not your relations that are the problem?
Syracuse University student Jenna Levine became increasingly deafened by the loud sexual shenanigans of the neighbouring dorm
Please have sex a little more quietly please some of us are trying to nap & not be reminded how alone I am…feel free to make all the love you want. Just please, make it nasty @ a lower volume. Thank you!
Levine told Mashable that she was very nervous when she slipped the note under the door: “I tiptoed away like a cartoon burglar.”
I’m so so incredibly sorry about that. I didn’t realize how loud I was being, and ya know, sometimes having loud sex is low key kinda hot but obviously at your cost, which I apologize so sincerely for.
I’m so so sorry, I hope this hasn’t occurred too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card. I will for sure try to make it nasty at a significantly lower level.
And hey, don’t you worry, you’re not alone forever. The right person will come along when the time comes. I was single for 18 years. Haha.
Once again, I apologize so sincerely and deeply.
Sorry, Room 338.