Snakes, Bees Expel Boko Haram From Forest

Boko Haram leaders are being attacked by snakes and bees
Boko Haram leaders are being attacked by snakes and bees

Even nature is against Boko Haram, the extremist group that in April kidnapped more than 200 schoolgirls in Nigeria

Islamists fighting for Boko Haram are leaving their forest hiding places after a number of senior militants died as a result of relentless attacks by snakes and bees, it has been claimed.

One of the arrested insurgents, Kolo Mustapha, says the bees and snakes have killed several Boko Haram leaders and sent everyone else on the run. But the details are a little hard to swallow: Mustapha claims that the critters, which disappear after biting, are actually “the aggrieved people who had suffered from our deadly mission, including the ghosts of some of those we killed.” (He also said “I personally have never killed anyone,” soooo…)

The other captured Boko Haram member, Umar Abor, says the sect believes “the Chibok people are using juju to pursue us because of their children said to have been taken by our leaders.” Oh, so they’re juju bees.

So is Boko Haram being hounded by real snakes and bees, such as one might find in a Nigerian forest? Or are the leaders plagued by a guilty conscience? Or, alternately, are these just your standard-issue ghost bees?

No matter what the reason, the Civilian JTF (Nigeria’s anti-Boko Haram militia) says that more and more fighters have been fleeing the group’s hideouts, and some are offering assistance to security forces. I guess if it takes mystical snakes to make that happen, then that’s what it takes.

Nigeria’s army have been trying to flush the militants out the area for months, but it appears they are now leaving voluntarily in the belief the attacks are the spirits of their victims haunting them.

 

5 thoughts on “Snakes, Bees Expel Boko Haram From Forest”

  1. Good news for nigerians.let the birds flying over state house & other offices help flush out corrupt ugandans.

  2. Those savages invited nature by choosing to seek refuge in that forest, after calously abducting those innocent young school girls.

  3. Finally something is catching up with the terrorist as they proclaim to be untouchable. I pray for those being captured to be set free. Please bring back our girls.

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