SUPER HORNY! MP balloons nun, sires 18 kids in different women

The Mp took the nun process by process

A horny Member of Parliament hailing from Western Uganda has broken the Christian odds by ballooning a nun and producing a kid with her. The legislator dated a nun in Christian faith, took the advantage of her naivety and took her process by process until she removed her veil and a distinctive Habit to access her flowery pot. The Habit is clothing for nuns that often consist of a tunic covered with a hood for monks or friars and a veil for nuns, in apostolic orders, it may be a distinctive form of cassock for men or a distinctive habit and veil for women. The legislator convinced and at the same confused the nun at one of the parishes in Buhweju District until she undressed her with hopes of producing “2nd Jesus”. Indeed it did not take long, the MP rightly scored in the right hole and she started vomiting before the swelling of the legs and the tummy were noticed. She could not fit in any of The Habits at the parish due to the bulging tummy and it could not make sense for her to keep donning a veil on top of ordinary clothes. She took the decision of quitting nun-hood and settled for a secular lifestyle of going for antinentals and later breastfeeding. She crossed from Buhweju District to Kamwenge District where she is currently running a pharmacy/drug shop. God was all through the nun’s life and protected her despite going contrary to the vows made in church.

The nun gave birth in June at the time when Covid-19 was ravaging people across the country. She survived and as we write this she is breastfeeding her child. The legislator is still in touch with her despite warnings from her family against the man they call sinful. The former nun is trying hard to fit in secular life but has not yet started accessing church to repent the sin she committed due to naivety. It is not clear whether the archbishop, Mbarara archdiocese is aware about this scandal, but a section of Christians at the diocese is cognizant of the unfolding details. The guilty legislator recently refused to wave at the electorates during a burial ceremony which was officiated by the archbishop on suspicion that the Man of God could be aware that he poached one of His sheep. When the MC introduced the mourning dignitaries that attended the burial, the MP did not stand for recognition fearing that the archbishop could torment him in public. Since Catholic Church is very well known for keeping its secrets, this public secret is still within their corridors.

The fully wedded youthful MP who God has so far blessed with several children with his wife at home is a serial sharp shooter.  Besides his wife and the nun, he is also blessed with two pairs of twins. His practices of inter district bonking have helped him to sire twins in Fort Portal and Bundibugyo respectively.

The MP also produced children in Sheema District at the time when Ellioda Tumwesigye was representing the people of Sheema in parliament. Former Elioda’s electorates are comfortably grooming the legislator’s children. The MP’s sampling and bonking skills have become international. He ballooned a Mzungu woman who was working in Western Uganda and she produced his child. However when she was going back to the United States, she took the kid.  The MP was recently overheard telling pals that he intends to collect all his children so that they grow up together. Those who know him well say he has already embarked on a project of setting up very many small units (rooms) near his home where he intends to put all his children.  So far he has 18 children and his target is 27 – the magical number. He wants to produce children of the exact number of men President Museveni went to the bush within 1980 to begin the struggle against the dictatorial government of Dr. Apollo Milton Obote. Here at Daily Pepper we pray that God blesses him with more children as he fulfills what is written in Gen. 1:26- 27. Our in-house sexpert, Mighty Hyena, commends the legislator for the job well done but advises him to insulate his machine if he wants to remain in parliament for more than three ‘bisanja’. “I really commend the good work the legislator is doing across the districts. However he needs to be very careful to remain safe from contracting some deadly diseases which can curtail his political career. I have bonked women right from my village in Hoima to Kampala all through to Busia but I do it carefully. I avoid contracting STDs and producing children with all the strangers I bonk in one night stands. I have also successfully kept my marriage with Jasmine despite multiple sexcapades. To keep the family intact, I advise the MP to keep his bonking missions secretive and also not to make a mistake of taking all these children to his wife. Let him keep supporting them from wherever they are,” The Mighty Hyena advises the legislator.

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