THE SCREW THE DINNER PLANS
Instead of cooking, sit on a safe table or countertop totally naked. Hand your partner a bottle of chocolate sauce. Anything food they get on your body, they have to lick off.
“THE NOTEBOOK” PASSION-BANG
Reenact the Most Romantic Movie of Our Time with a rainstorm some shower foreplay. Then, still wet, have him lift you so you’re straddling his hips, and penetrate you, pushing your back against the wall.
THE POST-WINE LAZY BONE
While having sex in a spooning position, give him easy access to your clitoris by lifting your top leg and putting it back over his legs. Have him finger your clit while he penetrates you from behind.
THE JACK AND ROSE
Stand against the wall, facing it, with your arms spread-eagle and your legs together. Have him penetrate you from behind, holding hands for extra intimacy. You’re coming flying, Jack!
THE BEATING HEART
Want to feel super close to your partner (and not get anyone upset about reciprocation)? Lie in a sideways 69 position, with your knees bent at a 90-degree angle and have your partner rest his head on your lower thigh, performing oral sex on you, while you give him a blow job. Now you are one.
THE NAUGHTY TEDDY BEAR
Kneel on all fours, like a teddy bear tipped on its front. Have him penetrate you from behind, kneeling, while spanking you to your liking.
THE BETTER THAN CHOCOLATES
You’ve heard of Better Than Sex cake. This position is better than any chocolate he could’ve possibly gotten you. Lie back on the edge of the bed with your legs up in a V-shape. Have him penetrate you while using a small bullet vibrator on your clitoris. He even has one hand free for nipple stimulation. This one’s all about you.